The Grand Tour head on a ‘romantic road trip’ through the German Alps – and wind up in some VERY naughty so...
THE GRAND Tour trio have always been known for their childlike sense of humour - so they couldn't resist when they went on the 'journey of a lifetime'...quite literally.Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond found themselves trekking through the German Alps on what is called the 'Romantic Road' - which contain pit stops with a series of hilarious sounding town names. Jeremy had planned out a very particular route for the gang
Jeremy had planned out a very particular route for the gang The group stared in a town called W*** - phonetically pronounced 'Vunk' in the local area - before heading to the village of Kissing and then Petting.From Petting, the group hit F***ing before eventually ending up at Wedding.The themed route was dubbed 'a journey through life' by ClarksonThe themed route was dubbed 'a journey through life' by Clarkson As Jeremy revealed their route, he said: "It’ll be a journey through life without leaving central Europe!"
Clearly not missing the opportunity for a bit of innuendo along the way, Jeremy, James and Richard hit the road in a series of off-road vehicles for testing.James chose a swanky Bentley Bentayga, and declared:"It’s not an off-roader, it’s not an SUV, it’s first and foremost a Bentley."Jeremy decided to take a Range Rover out for a spin, and noted it as "like choosing a pair of Marks and Spencers pants" The trio took the 'romantic' route along the German Alps The trio took the 'romantic' route along the German Alps halfway through the trip as he declared he was choosing a middle ground instead of cheap comfort and unnecessary flare.Richard went with a Jaguar F Pace - which on top of being the cheapest of the three cars, was full of gadgets including a boot-lifting sensor and a watch car key to keep him entertained.
Richard took a Jaguar out for a spin across the Alps The group found themselves in trouble during one section of the show as they tried to configure their sat-navs to F***ing but the mapping device either couldn't understand what they meant, or they couldn't bring themselves to say the name out loud.After side-tracking through the small village of D***, the trio "sped through Kissing" before heading to Petting.Jeremy was left without anything to say - for once They then crossed the Austrian border and ended up at the 'climax' of their journey in F***ing.
Jeremy announced: "Is it all it's cracked up to be? is what I want to know - because often it's not all it's cracked up to be the first time you go."The Grand Tour concludes next Friday on Amazon Prime.
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